Sassy Sayings

1. Put your big girl panties on and deal with it
2. Shoes are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
3. I have multiple personalities and they all need shoes
4. I’ve been on a diet for 3 days and all I’ve lost is my sense of humor
5. I was ready to take on the world but I got distracted by something sparkly
6. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants
7. Gardening, yoga and bubble baths, and I still wanna slap somebody
8. Do you ever get the feeling your fairy Godmother stepped out for a smoke
9. Lead me not into temptation, especially a shoe store
10. I’ve used up all my sick days, so now I’m calling in dead
11. Laundry today or naked tomorrow
12. Last time I used a broom I flew somewhere
13. A girl can do anything in the right pair of shoes
14. When I get tired of shopping, I go try on shoes
15. I enjoy the little things in life, shoes, purses and jewelry
16. First thing in the morning I try on my swimsuit then nothing else bad can happen the rest of the day