Little Boy Sayings

1. Before you were born, I dreamed of you, I imagined you, I prayed for you. Now that you’re here I hope for you, I love you and I thank god for you
2. I wouldn’t be so spoiled if someone would spank Grandma
3. My grandma says when God made me, He was just showing off
4. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. May angels guard me through the night and keep me safe ‘til morning light
5. I love you to the moon and back
6. You are my sunshine
7. May you touch fireflies and stars, dance with fairies and talk to the man in the moon, may you grow up with gracious hearts and people who care, welcome to the world little one, it’s been waiting for you
8. You’re lucky I’m not a twin
9. Yes, I was raised in a barn
10. We can’t all be a superhero, someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by
11. Little boys don’t take baths, they just dust off
12. Little boys leave smudges on your heart
13. I like the important things in life, bugs, dirt and my mommy
14. You can’t hit a homerun unless you step up to the plate
15. Boys are God’s way of telling you your house is too clean
16. Little boys are just superheroes in disguise
17. I'm a Superhero... my mommy's a Queen... and my daddy's a Soldier